officialunitedstates:

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

7mangoes:

residentgoodgirl:

wholesomest:

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YEET

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1-900-aesthetics:

M O O D +

dappermouth:

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

sandra-the-swamp-witch:

him: “come over”

me: “what do you wanna do?”

him: “whatever you want 😏”

me:

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gothpositivity:

gothpositivity:

Hewwo! this is youw captain spweaking.. we awe appwoaching the bewmuda twiangle! \(´・ω・`\)

HEWW— gdsdfhgasz9,,dghag65222]’’skdghawto34;pj6256'6

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